Eros Online: Gamer Virgins - Clayton Williams Audiobook

Written by Clayton Williams
Format: MP3
Bitrate: 32 Kbps

Congratulations! You’ve been selected to be a contestant in the upcoming Eros Online: Race to the Climax competition beginning tomorrow. You and several million other talented individuals are now entered in what is likely to be the greatest race in human history. All contestants will begin as newbie characters in the exciting world of Eros Online. All contestants are required to maintain a live-stream channel of their character whenever in game. The winner is the player who has the most followers, likes, and fans at the end of the two-month contest period. The fans pick the winner, not the corporation! Anyone can win! Good luck. Have fun! And tell your friends to watch! Better yet, tell your friends to play!

Warning:

Eros Online is not a game for puritans. Struggle and sexuality permeate every stream, pebble, and creature within its fantastical borders. Sexual encounters may include males, females, non-binaries, transvestites, animals, robots, aliens, spirits, rough play, consensual sex, reluctance, rape, mind control, masturbation, private moments, public spectacles, intimacy, emotion, invisibility, ambient magic, inert bodies, tentacles, tails, interracial and interspecies interactions, and on and on, limited only by our twisted imaginings.

Only two exceptions exist within Eros Online. First: No children - humans under 18 years of age - are anywhere in the game world and none are allowed to play. Second: There are no pain attributes attached to any elements inside the game, including sexual encounters, even if consensual. Sensory settings exist, but pain settings are strictly against the EULA and will result in seizure of accounts and banishment from the game for any who attempt to introduce it in the game world illegally.

Fine print:

Eros Online also contains plot, character development, and legitimate science fiction elements. Mostly because the creators think plot, character development, and legitimate science fiction elements are sexy. Apologies. Everybody has their thing.